The average Packer fan
It is a new year and I am sure that you have been sick with spending all of your time stuck with your annoying family and just want to have a nice relaxing meal with your friends. Ahh, but little do you know it is playoffs season and they have been annoyingly saying that they will win the Super Bowl since September. Now is the time to seize your chance and rub it in their face, but you rhetorically ask yourself, how? Well Chef Hunt has just the right recipe for you.
Jack Shit With a Side of Crow Ingredients: - Hakeem Nicks having superglue and vacuums attached to his mitts.
- Eli Manning after sacrificing his firstborn son to become a decent QB.
- Aaron Rodgers throwing five feet above his receivers heads when they were wide open.
- Packers' receivers dropping ridiculously easy catches whenever Rodgers DID throw the ball to them.
- Monterey Jack, the sustenance of every Packer backer.
- Cowpie, just how mama used to make them.
- Tender, juicy crow
Preparation: - Be sure to invite aforementioned douchebag Packer friends to dinner.
- After casually describing dinner plans with them, make sure you distract them by having a wedge of Jack cheese around them at all times. Beer is optional, but only Pabst Blue Ribbon to torture them even further (assuming that Miller is their lifeblood).
- After fattening them up with cheese, place cowpie into pie pan and set oven to 400 degrees.
- Prep crow and stuff into cowpie. Now I have heard that revenge is a dish served cold, but I believe sticking the crowpie for FIFTEEN minutes and perhaps ONE extra minute and then it should be DONE!
Then afterwards you can longwindedly say have some delicious crowpie bitch and have a happy 15-1 and done. Packers suck!
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